Zero Punctuation Review: Heavenly Sword and Resident Evil 5

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7 months 1 week ago • 5988 views

tags: zero, punctuation, ben, croshaw, yahtzee, heavenly, sword, resident, evil

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Yahtzee previews Heavenly Sword and Resident Evil 5.

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Why hasn't this or the newest one been queued before?

written by Abducted

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I thought about posting this one a while back. I haven't posted the newest one as I thought someone else might want to post it...

written by Zifnab

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Has Yahtzee got a cold?

written by therealblankman

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What a ZPR not posted by Zifnab? Hell hath certainly gotten chilly.

written by dag

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I sit back a bit to let others have a turn and everyone thinks the world is coming to an end.

written by Zifnab

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I liked his earlier stuff like this.

... what is it too early for that to come off as elitist?

written by RedSky

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Yahtzee's voice does sound a bit off, but the humor is still dead on. I'm glad he's showing screen caps in his reviews, mainly because video game chicks turn me on. Why can't women look like that in the real world? I've been trying to "res" myself like Jeff Bridges did in 'Tron" for years just to get some digital pooty-poo, but to no avail. I think they'd find my pasty pallor and flabby physique irresistible.

written by kronosposeidon

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Jesus and a pair of turntables... that about sums it up right there

written by darkrowan

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I dont get the "racist" argument. I mean there were countless RE games where shit tons of people die and no one had a problem but now the virus (or whatever it is this time) invades Africa and for some reason people have problems with this. So its ok to slaughter infected...anybodies as long as their not black? Anyone who delves to deep into a racist symbolism here I think is really stretching to find something controversial. I mean they could bring back Carlos to kill them, would that be ok since he isnt white? Problem is he was a weak character and wouldnt make much since bringing him back.

written by Jordass

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Twing-twang, you say...?

written by gwiz665

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Bonus upvote for using The Vapors.

written by antonye

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For those asking whether or not he has a cold in this one, the end credits DO say:

"written by a bottle of cough syrup and Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw"

So, very likely yes, he might have a cold...

*edit* to add: P.S. - If some of you aren't reading all that text at the end, you should. It is often some more funny stuff!

written by cento

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LOL, "words that exist" book.

The head mashing is awesome. LOL!! Locked hip.

Makes sense that he was sick, considering he said it was written by him and a bottle of cough syrup... which cento pointed out over 5 hours ago... while I was fleeing from a freakin' fire alarm in an airplane hangar.

written by Krupo

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God these get funnier and funnier.

written by scottishthunder47

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"(makeup) apparently applied by a Kiss fan with Parkinson's disease (insert MJ Fox picture)..."

... oh man... well played...

written by bamdrew

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Man, I was sure I saw this on the sift before, but I haunt the esccapist too, so I guess I saw in there since it clearly isn't here now.

written by oxdottir

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Why is this is the British channel, Yahtzee is Australian, if I remember correctly.

written by Grana

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This is the quote from The Escapist on Ben Croshaw:

"Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder."

Which is why it goes in the British channel as well.

written by Zifnab

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*dead

written by MarineGunrock

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written by siftbot

| 7 months ago | CH

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here's the link to the actual twing-twang scene...

http://www.videosift.com/video/We-may-need-you-to-play-twing-twang

written by E_Nygma

| 7 months ago | CH

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I have a theory as to what the whole twing-twang thing is about. This blog entry says "Kevin and I trade off- I play sword-wielding Nariko and he plays the arrow shooting Kai."

So I assume that "playing twing-twang" means "shooting arrows" in whatever retard language the characters in this game speak.

written by cheesemoo

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*downunder

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Adding video to channels (Downunder) - requested by Fjnbk.

written by siftbot

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*dead again.

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